Exasperation

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Exasperation

Postby rebbonk » Mon Dec 13, 2010 4:16 am

An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him "How do you expect to get into Heaven?"

The boy thought it over and said, "Well, I'll run in and out and in and out and then keep slamming the door until St. Peter says,
Spoiler:
'For :censored: sake, Dylan, either come in or stay out!'"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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