Identifying her...

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Identifying her...

Postby rebbonk » Fri Apr 03, 2026 12:35 pm

I went to the mortuary to identify my wife's body.

When they removed the sheet, I started sobbing uncontrollably.

Spoiler:
It wasn't her.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Identifying her...

Postby dutchman » Sat Apr 04, 2026 1:08 am

:lol:
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