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Livening the wife up...

Postby rebbonk » Thu Mar 19, 2026 1:05 pm

I just bought a new present for my wife that I think might liven her up a bit in bed.

Spoiler:
It's a defibrillator.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Livening the wife up...

Postby dutchman » Thu Mar 19, 2026 11:12 pm

:lol:
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