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Postby rebbonk » Thu Mar 19, 2026 12:01 pm

My girlfriend named her dildo "Tofu".

I asked, "Why on earth did you do that?"

She stated,
Spoiler:
"It's a meat substitute luv".
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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