Checkup
Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2026 12:51 pmA guy is having a checkup at the doctor's.
"Do you think I will have a long and healthy life?"
"I doubt it," says the doctor, shaking his head. "Mercury is in Uranus right now."
"I don't believe in that astrology crap, doc."
"Yeah, neither do I.
"Do you think I will have a long and healthy life?"
"I doubt it," says the doctor, shaking his head. "Mercury is in Uranus right now."
"I don't believe in that astrology crap, doc."
"Yeah, neither do I.
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