Dad's advice

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Dad's advice

Postby rebbonk » Sat Dec 11, 2010 3:08 am

Anne left work early because of the awful weather. It was the worst blizzard seen in Kidderminster for many decades. Visibility was almost zero as she began her drive home. As the car warmed up she wondered whether, in fact, she would make it home at all. Annie remembered that her father always had advice for problem situations and she smiled to herself as she remembered the sage old man.' If caught in a blizzard, 'he would say, 'follow the snowplough.'

As luck would have it a snowplough drove by at that instant and Annie began to follow. She offered up a prayer of thanks to her late, wise father.

It was some time later when the snowplough parked and the driver came back to Annie and commented on the fact that she had been following him for several miles. Annie smiled and told the driver about her father's advice of how to act in a blizzard.

The driver, too, smiled back at Annie and told her she could follow him for as long as she liked,
Spoiler:
but that he had now finished the Waitrose car park and was moving on to Tesco's next.
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