COVENTRY MESSAGE BOARD

The stockbroker was nervous about being in prison because his cell mate looked like a real thug.

"Don't worry," the gruff looking fellow said, "I'm in here for a white collar crime too."

"Well, that's a relief," sighed the stockbroker. "I was sent to prison for fraud and insider trading. How about you?"

"Oh, nothing fancy like," grinned the convict.