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Adopted?

Postby rebbonk » Sun Jan 18, 2026 1:40 pm

It had been playing on my mind for some time, and I just had to find out.

' Mum, am I adopted? ' I asked.

' No, son,' she replied.
Spoiler:
'We did put you up for adoption once but nobody wanted you.'
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Adopted?

Postby dutchman » Sun Jan 18, 2026 11:51 pm

:lol:
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