Old lamp...
I found an old lamp whilst I was out walking yesterday.
When I gave it a rub a big genie popped out and granted me three wishes.
For my first wish I asked the genie to make Keir Starmer the worst Prime Minister in British History.
The genie told me
When I gave it a rub a big genie popped out and granted me three wishes.
For my first wish I asked the genie to make Keir Starmer the worst Prime Minister in British History.
The genie told me
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