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Don't play with matches

Postby rebbonk » Tue Jan 06, 2026 12:08 pm

I realise now that I should have told my three kids not to play with matches.

Anyway,
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I've told my two kids not to do it again.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Don't play with matches

Postby dutchman » Tue Jan 06, 2026 9:40 pm

:lol:
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