Everyone's stunned into silence; however, the landlord, who's used to keeping his cool, says, "Welcome, stranger. Would you like a pint of bitter?"
"No, thank you," says the alien
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by rebbonk » Sun Dec 07, 2025 12:44 pm
An alien walks into a bar. He's 9 feet tall, bright green, silver suit, 28 tentacles, the whole shebang.
Everyone's stunned into silence; however, the landlord, who's used to keeping his cool, says, "Welcome, stranger. Would you like a pint of bitter?"
"No, thank you," says the alien
Everyone's stunned into silence; however, the landlord, who's used to keeping his cool, says, "Welcome, stranger. Would you like a pint of bitter?"
"No, thank you," says the alien
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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