Chord

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So there's this Japanese man watching a jazz band. In the interval he goes up to the guitarist and says "Can you play - jazz chord?"

The guitarist says "Yeah, how about Cmaj9", and plays the chord.

"Velly nice", says the Japanese, "but can you play- jazz chord?"

The guitarist thinks for a moment and says "Ok,how about Bb9+6?", and plays the chord.

The Japanese says "Velly nice, but can you play -jazz chord?"

The guitarist is a bit perplexed by now, so he says "I'm sorry I don't understand what you mean".

'You know', says the Japanese and starts to sing

Spoiler:

"I jazz chord, to say, I love you."