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Postby rebbonk » Wed Oct 22, 2025 9:35 am

I phoned 999 to say my wife is going into labour.

They said, 'Kier Starmer is a :censored: , but that's not an emergency
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: 999

Postby dutchman » Wed Oct 22, 2025 12:49 pm

:lol:
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