COVENTRY MESSAGE BOARD

Michael O’Leary, Chief Executive of 'Ryanair' arrives at a hotel in Dublin; he went to the bar and asked for a pint of draught Guinness.

The barman nodded and said, "That will be one Euro please, Mr. O’Leary."

Somewhat taken aback, O'Leary replied, "That’s a very competitive price," and handed over his money.