ID cards...
Can you imagine the dialogue at the digital ID meeting, "Everyone's got to have one".
"Are you taking the p*ss? Have you ever been behind an old f*cker at the post office or bank trying to pay their lecky bill with groats and halfpennys? Have you ever been in a bus queue at 9.31 in the morning with 20 of them at a bus stop trying to get on with an Iceland Bonus card?"
"H'mmm good point,
"Are you taking the p*ss? Have you ever been behind an old f*cker at the post office or bank trying to pay their lecky bill with groats and halfpennys? Have you ever been in a bus queue at 9.31 in the morning with 20 of them at a bus stop trying to get on with an Iceland Bonus card?"
"H'mmm good point,
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