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A ladyfriend asked me...

Postby dutchman » Sat Sep 27, 2025 4:06 am

"Why do you eat everything as if it's the last meal you'll ever have?"

I said:
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"Because one day it will be!" :jester:
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Re: A ladyfriend asked me...

Postby rebbonk » Sat Sep 27, 2025 9:39 am

:lol:
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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