Faulty fruit machine

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Faulty fruit machine

Postby rebbonk » Thu Dec 02, 2010 3:13 am

I phoned up my fruit machine manufacturer.

I said, "My fruit machine isn't working".

The lady said, "Can you hold?"

I said,
Spoiler:
"No, it won't even let me nudge".
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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