In the Chemists

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In the Chemists

Postby rebbonk » Mon Sep 01, 2025 10:59 am

A chemist walks into his shop to find a man leaning against the wall.

"What's wrong with him?"

"He came in for cough syrup, but I couldn't find any, so I sold him some laxatives."

"You can't treat a cough with laxatives!"

"Of course you can.
Spoiler:
He's now too scared to cough!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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