Lottery ticket...
I gave the shop assistant my lottery ticket to check.
When she put it in the machine it made that winning sound.
However she said that she couldn't pay me.
I asked why not, she replied "Because we don't have £100 million in the till".
			When she put it in the machine it made that winning sound.
However she said that she couldn't pay me.
I asked why not, she replied "Because we don't have £100 million in the till".
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