She'd been to the doctors

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She'd been to the doctors

Postby rebbonk » Thu Aug 07, 2025 10:33 am

My wife came back from the doctors really upset today.

She sobbed, "He told me we can't have any sex for two weeks!"

I said, "How come?" looking really concerned.

She replied, "Because
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he's going on holiday tonight!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: She'd been to the doctors

Postby dutchman » Thu Aug 07, 2025 7:56 pm

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