Bring some ciggys back
My mate told me he was going on holiday for a fortnight, so I asked him to bring me 800 cigs back.
When he got back, he gave me the cigs, and I asked him how much I owed him.
He said, "£385."
"B*gger me! Where have you been?" I asked.
When he got back, he gave me the cigs, and I asked him how much I owed him.
He said, "£385."
"B*gger me! Where have you been?" I asked.
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