Bring some ciggys back

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Bring some ciggys back

Postby rebbonk » Wed Aug 06, 2025 8:56 am

My mate told me he was going on holiday for a fortnight, so I asked him to bring me 800 cigs back.

When he got back, he gave me the cigs, and I asked him how much I owed him.

He said, "£385."

"B*gger me! Where have you been?" I asked.

Spoiler:
"Great Yarmouth," he replied.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Bring some ciggys back

Postby dutchman » Wed Aug 06, 2025 11:03 pm

:lol:
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