Eating in or out?
A bloke walked up to the counter and said, "Burger and fries, please."
"Certainly, sir," I said. "Eating in or take out?"
"
  off!" he said as he walked off with his food.
I love working in the prison canteen!
			"Certainly, sir," I said. "Eating in or take out?"
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I love working in the prison canteen!