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Upcoming holiday...

Postby rebbonk » Fri Jul 18, 2025 10:28 am

We're going on holiday in seven weeks, and I told my wife she needs to lose a bit of weight.

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There's a swimming pool she needs to fit into.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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