Three days to live!

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Three days to live!

Postby rebbonk » Sun Jul 06, 2025 10:30 am

Doctor: “You have 3 days to live.”

Man: “That's awesome! I’ll organise lots of parties and adrenaline-filled activities before I return to my regular dull, boring existence.”

Doctor: “Um, I think you got me wrong there.”
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Three days to live!

Postby dutchman » Sun Jul 06, 2025 9:16 pm

:lol:
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