Table for two

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Table for two

Postby rebbonk » Sun Nov 28, 2010 3:12 am

A man walks into a restaurant.

He asks, "Do you have a table for 2?"

The manager says,
Spoiler:
"Yes, but it's only 12 now so come back in a couple of hours."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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