Neighbour...

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Neighbour...

Postby rebbonk » Tue Jun 17, 2025 12:44 pm

I helped my neighbour this morning and she said to me, "I could marry you."

I couldn't believe it. You do something nice for someone and they
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threaten to ruin your life in return!
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Neighbour...

Postby dutchman » Tue Jun 17, 2025 11:03 pm

:lol:
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