A duck walks into a bar...

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A duck walks into a bar...

Postby rebbonk » Wed Jun 04, 2025 10:04 am

Duck walks into a bar...

"Got any bread?"
"No"
"Got any bread?"
"No"
"Got any bread?"
"No...and if you ask me again I'll nail your beak to the bar"
"Got any nails?"
"No"
"Got any bread?"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: A duck walks into a bar...

Postby dutchman » Wed Jun 04, 2025 7:32 pm

:lol:
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