Small *ahem*

"Doctor, I'm embarrassed about the size of my *ahem*.
Every time we have sex, my wife laughs and makes jokes about it."
The Doctor says, "Don't worry about it, it's quite common you know!"
"Is it really?" I enquired.
"Yes", he replied.
Every time we have sex, my wife laughs and makes jokes about it."
The Doctor says, "Don't worry about it, it's quite common you know!"
"Is it really?" I enquired.
"Yes", he replied.
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