Odds on the arsonist...

[rebbonk]

Following the arson attack on the home of Keir Starmer, a leading bookmaker has offered the following odds on who will be charged:

An angry farmer 20/1
An angry farmer's wife 20/1
A recently redundant private school teacher 16/1
A pensioner 15/1
An unpaid cocaine dealer 12/1
An unpaid rent boy 12/1
Jeremy Corbyn 10/1
Diane Abbott 6/1
Angela Rayner 4/1

[dutchman]