Cyclist

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Cyclist

Postby rebbonk » Mon Apr 28, 2025 10:21 am

I knocked a 'proud to be vegan' cyclist off his bike today after he went through a red light.

I've had to bill him for damage to my car.

The police and ambulance services attended but I've been assured by the paramedic that despite the cyclist having broken bones and may not ride a bike again
Spoiler:
I will eventually stop laughing.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Cyclist

Postby dutchman » Mon Apr 28, 2025 9:13 pm

:lol:
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