love and tattoos

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love and tattoos

Postby rebbonk » Tue Nov 23, 2010 8:54 am

A girl fell in love with a sailor and had his picture tattooed on her right breast. The romance waned.

In due time, she fell in love with a soldier and had his picture tattooed on her left breast. This romance also waned.

Sometime later, she fell in love with a marine and married him.

One night when they were undressing for bed he began to laugh.

She asked, "What in the world is so funny?"

The Marine said, "
Spoiler:
Oh, I'm just thinking what long faces those two guys are going to have in about twenty years from now..."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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