Two ducks get married

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Two ducks get married

Postby rebbonk » Mon Nov 22, 2010 3:19 am

Two ducks get married.

In the honeymoon suite Mr Duck discovers he has no contraceptives to goes down to the Hotel Reception to purchase packet.

The Receptionist hands them over and asks "Would you like me to put it on your bill Sir?"

Spoiler:
"What. Do you think I am, a flippin' pervert?"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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