Shoplifting...
Posted: Thu Jan 16, 2025 11:31 amI was up in front of the magistrate for shoplifting.
"You have been brought before me for the theft of £212.39 pence worth of goods from Tesco. I must make you aware, as the cost of goods stolen is more than £200, the penalty for shoplifting can lead to a sentence of up to seven years" said the magistrate.
"£191.47" I replied.
"What do you mean?" asked the magistrate.
"You have been brought before me for the theft of £212.39 pence worth of goods from Tesco. I must make you aware, as the cost of goods stolen is more than £200, the penalty for shoplifting can lead to a sentence of up to seven years" said the magistrate.
"£191.47" I replied.
"What do you mean?" asked the magistrate.
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