Stopped by the police...

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Stopped by the police...

Postby rebbonk » Wed Dec 25, 2024 11:18 am

A cop stops a little old lady driving a Mini.

He jokingly asks, "Any weapons in the car?"

"Yes," she says. "A 357 magnum in the console, a 38 special on my ankle, a Colt 45 on my hip, and a pistol grip pump action shotgun on the back seat. "

"Bl**dy hell," says the cop. "What are you afraid of?"

Spoiler:
"Nothing," she replies.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Stopped by the police...

Postby dutchman » Wed Dec 25, 2024 4:28 pm

:lol:
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