A&E

A man is rushed to A&E with a Morphy Richards steam iron stuffed up his backside.
"Good grief," said the doctor. "I thought I'd seen it all. How on Earth did you manage that?"
"Well," said the man. "It happened just after my wife
"Good grief," said the doctor. "I thought I'd seen it all. How on Earth did you manage that?"
"Well," said the man. "It happened just after my wife
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