Anyway, I watched as she got home from work this evening.
I was surprised when she walked across the street, up my driveway, and knocked on my door.
I rushed to open it, she looked straight at me and said, "I just got home, and I have this strong urge to have a good time, dance, get drunk, and make love! Are you doing anything tonight?"
I quickly replied, "Nope, I'm free!"
She said, "Great!
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