Reeves' budget

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Reeves' budget

Postby rebbonk » Tue Nov 26, 2024 11:54 am

It is with great sadness that I have to mention the loss of a few local businesses due to Rachel Reeves' recent budget announcement.

A local bra manufacturer has gone bust, a submarine company has gone under, a manufacturer of food blenders has gone into liquidation, a dog kennel has had to call in the retrievers and a company supplying paper for origami enthusiasts has folded, and Dyno-rod has gone down the drain.

The saddest one though is the ice cream van man found dead covered in nuts and raspberry sauce. He couldn't take it anymore and
Spoiler:
topped himself.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Reeves' budget

Postby dutchman » Tue Nov 26, 2024 11:06 pm

:lol:
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