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Gonna kill myself...

PostPosted: Mon Oct 14, 2024 11:25 am
by rebbonk
I walked out of the house today and saw my wife standing on the roof.

"What are you doing up there?" I shouted.

"I'm killing myself!" she screamed, "I'm sick of you teasing me about my weight."

"Come on, please, just get down!" I shouted back.
Spoiler:
"There'll be an earthquake if you jump off there."