Puppy...

I told my wife I had got a puppy, she went mad.
"OK," she said, "You feed it, you clean up after it, and you pay for it, we didn't plan for this "
Anyway, about six months later she greeted me from work with the biggest smile on her face, "Darling, I'm pregnant," she told me.
"OK, " I replied,
"OK," she said, "You feed it, you clean up after it, and you pay for it, we didn't plan for this "
Anyway, about six months later she greeted me from work with the biggest smile on her face, "Darling, I'm pregnant," she told me.
"OK, " I replied,
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