I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:
A carton of 2% milk,
A carton of eggs,
A carton of orange juice,
A head of lettuce,
A 2 lb. jar of coffee, and
A 1 lb. pack of bacon.
As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, 'You must be single.'
I was surprised since I am indeed single. I looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my selections that would have tipped off the drunk to my marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of me, I said: Well, you know what, you're absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?
The drunk replied,
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