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Driver stopped by policeman

PostPosted: Thu Nov 11, 2010 4:04 am
by rebbonk
Driver stopped by policeman,

"Excuse me sir, do you know your rear nearside light isn't working"

Man gets out of car, walks around the back, and kicks light, it comes on.

"There you are officer."

"Thank you sir, now can you kick your windscreen?"

"What on earth for" asks the man.

Spoiler:
"Because your road tax is out of date sir."