Pulling the birds...

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Pulling the birds...

Postby rebbonk » Sun Sep 08, 2024 12:13 pm

Being an ugly b*gger, my mate couldn't understand how beautiful women were so easily attracted to me.

"How do you do it?" he asked.

"It's this aftershave I made, here," I said, "smell this."

He sniffed the sample and exclaimed, "Jesus! it smells just like
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fifty-pound notes."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Pulling the birds...

Postby dutchman » Sun Sep 08, 2024 8:15 pm

:lol:
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