New 23rd psalm - Read this StevieG

[rebbonk]

Gordon Brown is my shepherd, I shall not work.

He leadeth me beside the still factories.

He restoreth my faith in the conservative party.

He guideth me in the path of unemployment.

Yea, though I wait for my dole,

I own the bank that refuses me.

Brown has anointed my income with taxes,

My expenses runneth over my income,

Surely, poverty and hard living will follow me all the days of his term.

From hence forth we will live all the days

Of our lives in a rented home with an overseas landlord.

I am glad I am British,

I am glad I am free.

But I wish I were a dog

And Brown was a tree.

[pollyanna]

Brilliant rebbonk - but sadly true

[StevieG]

Rebbonk - Top Draw as usual.
I reckon you would make an excellent MP. If you fancy it , let me know and I will wave the magic wand. All I ask is for 50% of your 4 years expenses as a few items in the mansion want renewing and I have always fancied a 52inch HD TV