Starmer has an accident...
Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2024 9:53 amKeir Starmer is out jogging and accidentally falls into a river.
Three young lads saw the accident and without a second thought jumped in and dragged out the scared and soaking Starmer.
"Lads, you've saved my life and you all deserve a reward. You name it and I'll give it to you", said Starmer.
The first lad says, "I'd like a holiday to Disneyland".
Starmer says, "Certainly."
The second lad says, "I'd like the latest Xbox and a new TV."
Starmer says, "No problem."
The third lad says, "I'd like a wheelchair with built-in Wi-Fi and stereo attached to it."
Starmer says, "HEY....but you're not handicapped."
The lad replies, "Not yet
Three young lads saw the accident and without a second thought jumped in and dragged out the scared and soaking Starmer.
"Lads, you've saved my life and you all deserve a reward. You name it and I'll give it to you", said Starmer.
The first lad says, "I'd like a holiday to Disneyland".
Starmer says, "Certainly."
The second lad says, "I'd like the latest Xbox and a new TV."
Starmer says, "No problem."
The third lad says, "I'd like a wheelchair with built-in Wi-Fi and stereo attached to it."
Starmer says, "HEY....but you're not handicapped."
The lad replies, "Not yet
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