Me: "Hello police, I've just been attacked"
Police "Erm, err, we are busy at the moment"
Me "I'm Pakistani"
Police "We'll be right there"
3 minutes later, ten of them arrive.
Police "You're not Pakistani"
Me "True,
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by rebbonk » Thu Aug 08, 2024 10:35 am
I've just dialled 999...
Me: "Hello police, I've just been attacked"
Police "Erm, err, we are busy at the moment"
Me "I'm Pakistani"
Police "We'll be right there"
3 minutes later, ten of them arrive.
Police "You're not Pakistani"
Me "True,
Me: "Hello police, I've just been attacked"
Police "Erm, err, we are busy at the moment"
Me "I'm Pakistani"
Police "We'll be right there"
3 minutes later, ten of them arrive.
Police "You're not Pakistani"
Me "True,
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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