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Not working today...

PostPosted: Sat Jul 06, 2024 10:29 am
by rebbonk
'Sorry, boss, I won't make it into work today. A bluebottle got into my mouth last night.'

'What? What the hell kind of an excuse is that to miss work?'

Spoiler:
'It was a litre of Haig.'