Shoplifter
Posted: Sat Jun 29, 2024 12:52 pmMy mate has never had a proper job, he's always got by, by shoplifting.
Now he's getting on a bit and easily recognised by the police, he's banned from the town centre, all the supermarkets and shopping malls.
Last night, he was down the pub selling cushion covers and meatballs, which is a bit naff.
We all reckon he's started running out of
Now he's getting on a bit and easily recognised by the police, he's banned from the town centre, all the supermarkets and shopping malls.
Last night, he was down the pub selling cushion covers and meatballs, which is a bit naff.
We all reckon he's started running out of
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