Shoplifter

(nothing in this section is to be taken seriously)

Shoplifter

Postby rebbonk » Sat Jun 29, 2024 12:52 pm

My mate has never had a proper job, he's always got by, by shoplifting.

Now he's getting on a bit and easily recognised by the police, he's banned from the town centre, all the supermarkets and shopping malls.

Last night, he was down the pub selling cushion covers and meatballs, which is a bit naff.

We all reckon he's started running out of
Spoiler:
Ikeas.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
User avatar
rebbonk
 
Posts: 70364
Joined: Thu Nov 12, 2009 7:01 am

Return to Joke Thread

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 6 guests

  • Ads