Paddy and Murphy do mail order

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Paddy and Murphy do mail order

Postby rebbonk » Sun Nov 07, 2010 3:36 am

Paddy and Murphy are looking through a catalogue.

Paddy says "Look at those gorgeous women. The price's are reasonable too."

Murphy agrees, "I'm ordering one of them right now."

Three weeks later Paddy phones Murphy and asks "Has your woman turned up yet?"

Murphy replies,
Spoiler:
"No not yet, but it shouldn't be long now, her clothes arrived yesterday."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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